Quote #19804
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins.
Quote #3371
This is quite a three-pipe problem.
Quote #32805
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
Quote #2425
Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
Quote #383
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Quote #15967
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for...
Quote #13441
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to...
Quote #6481
Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
Quote #12723
For the birds that cannot soar, God has provided low branches.
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...