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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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My own view is that taping of conversations for historical purposes was a bad...
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A mind stretched by a new idea can never go back to its original...
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Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...
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Gluttony is not a secret vice.
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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You...
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
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A great memory is never made synonymous with wisdom, any more than a dictionary...