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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but...
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The laws that Charondas gave to Catana,… A man might divorce his wife, or...
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If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
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The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
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An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
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Watergate showed more strengths in our system than weaknesses… The whole country did take...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
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First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we...