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The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
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He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
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What one fool can do, another can.
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Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.
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America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but...
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What we are doing at the moment is more that just one thing added...
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The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.
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Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.
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Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and...