Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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I do not like this word “bomb.” It is not a bomb. It is...
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The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of...
Quote #13915
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot
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Heidi Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me...
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So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the...
Quote #27280
In your heart, keep one still, secret spot where dreams may go and sheltered...
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Certainly virtue is like precious odours, most fragrant when they are incensed or crushed:...
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The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce...
Quote #6120
Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which...