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Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as...
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We had parties that Nero would have been ashamed to attend
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There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying...
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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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I once said, We will bury you, and I got into trouble with it....
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Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
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The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now...
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While intelligent people can often simplify the complex, a fool is more likely to...
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one...