Quote #803
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Quote #11372
Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.
Quote #313
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if...
Quote #217
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
Quote #14596
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
Quote #24075
A closed mind is like a closed book just a block of wood.
Quote #1987
We are all born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we...
Quote #22454
From a fallen tree, all make kindling.
Quote #13055
If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow.
Quote #21143
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save...