Quote #1281
“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
Quote #4168
A small rock holds back a great wave.
Quote #20709
People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.
Quote #21318
We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.
Quote #5740
The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...
Quote #6321
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new...
Quote #31031
What a waste it is to lose one’s mind–or not to have a mind....
Quote #28242
I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how...
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #10743
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lessons afterwards.