Quote #32579
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...
Quote #5287
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Quote #10634
A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make...
Quote #32094
A cat does not want all the world to love her — only those...
Quote #4629
Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
Quote #18998
It’s not the hand that signs the laws that holds the destiny of America....
Quote #6710
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should...
Quote #5604
Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.
Quote #29962
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.