Quote #33943
One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
Quote #23886
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Quote #4849
What seest thou elseIn the dark backward and abysm of time?
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #1854
The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not...
Quote #147
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #13626
The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.
Quote #12364
Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell.
Quote #2493
I believe that the power to make money is a gift from God.