Quote #24071
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
Quote #3188
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be...
Quote #17013
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will...
Quote #2394
Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you...
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #2915
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa...
Quote #8930
What we truly and earnestly aspire to be, that in some sense, we are....
Quote #26446
Those that set in motion the forces of evil cannot always control them afterwards.
Quote #4957
I must be cruel, only to be kind:Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
Quote #2046
Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have...