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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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To love at all is to be vulnerable.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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While we are postponing, life speeds by.
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The great object is, that every man be armed. … Every one who is...
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Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to...
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Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.
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Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.