Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #24937
As for life, it is a battle and a sojourning in a strange land...
Quote #22426
Children are a poor man’s wealth.
Quote #3139
One should never know too precisely whom one has married.
Quote #28425
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Quote #17932
Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained...
Quote #26746
You didn’t have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got...
Quote #26723
That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
Quote #3860
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...