Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #26173
Broke is a temporary condition, poor is a state of mind.
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Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I have seen men...
Quote #15295
First comes thought; then organization of that thought, into ideas and plans; then transformation...
Quote #22444
Don’t speak unless you can improve on the silence.
Quote #19312
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #6661
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government...
Quote #20676
The best remedy for anger is delay.
Quote #11006
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right...