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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud...
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You are the same today that you are going to be in five years...
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The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
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Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts...
Quote #4727
Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you…and if it...
Quote #2987
Ignorance is the mother of admiration.
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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports. . ....
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Love is something like the clouds that were in the sky, Before the sun...