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It is a poor wit who lives by borrowing the words, decisions, inventions and...
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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
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The tree of liberty grows only when watered by the blood of tyrants.
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The angels are so enamoured of the language that is spoken in heaven, that...
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The past itself, as historical change continues to accelerate, has become the most surreal...
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We have two ears and only one tongue in order that we may hear...
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of...
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.