Quote #18908
The opera isn’t over till the fat lady sings.
Quote #9992
Someone bent on suicide won?t have much sense of humour left.
Quote #11492
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
Quote #1036
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is...
Quote #20602
It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow necked bottles the less they have...
Quote #18134
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it,...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #20725
Music makes one feel so romantic – at least it always gets on one’s...
Quote #2102
It took me twenty years of studied self-restraint, aided by the natural decay of...
Quote #25622
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.