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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of...
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No other road, no other way, no day but today.
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The reason why great men meet with so little pity or attachment in adversity,...
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Evolution crawls to imperfection. It ends in extinction.
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No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat and no...
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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Only the little people pay taxes.
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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.