Quote #17970
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Quote #6537
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Quote #19335
Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
Quote #5214
I know no method to secure the repeal of bad, obnoxious, or unjust laws...
Quote #7855
Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in...
Quote #20364
Citius, Altius, Fortius
Quote #8797
Men have conceived a twofold use of sleep; it is a refreshing of the...
Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Quote #12092
Be not astonished at new ideas; for it is well known to you that...
Quote #2591
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.