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We falsely attribute to men a determined character – putting together all their yesterdays...
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History is not going to be kind to liberals. With their mindless programs, they’ve...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Difficult as it is really to listen to someone in affliction, it is just...
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Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
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He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the...
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Slow and steady wins the race.
Quote #31386
A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.