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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are...
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one...
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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
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Love and desire are the spirit’s wings to great deeds.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
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Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the...
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Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a...