Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Quote #5433
He who confers a favor should at once forget it, if he is not...
Quote #414
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
Quote #5881
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All fact collectors...
Quote #32795
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of...
Quote #34432
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I...
Quote #5801
All human power is a compound of time and patience.
Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #29826
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #16437
Misogynist A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.