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For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don’t...
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If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
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I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
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Reading transports me. I can go anywhere and never leave my chair. It lets...
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If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a...
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
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There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by...
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Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of...
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But search the land of living men, Wher wilst thou find their like again.
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We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise...