Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #11933
A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.
Quote #2045
Jesus was a crackpot.
Quote #21511
Nature never did betray The heart that loved her.
Quote #12152
Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
Quote #11313
Anyone who truly loves God travels securely.
Quote #2402
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Quote #9584
There will always be dissident voices heard in the land expresing opposition without alternatives,...
Quote #34390
I am just going outside and may be some time.
Quote #5991
Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul...