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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or...
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He who will not reason is a bigot he who cannot is a fool...
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With money in your pocket you are wise, you are handsome, and you sing...
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts financial worries. – Journals
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When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent...
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We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
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You were a stranger to sorrow therefore Fate has cursed you.
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I look upon every day to be lost, in which I do not make...