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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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Let no one flatter himself of himself he is Satan. Let man take sin,...
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
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I love you. I used to pity your sorrow. But now, were you sorrowless,...
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
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You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends.
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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
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Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble...
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You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
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Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek...