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The scramble to get into college is going to be so terrible in the...
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The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too...
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These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball...
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Beauty is the radiance of truth, and the frangrance of goodness.
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Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller.
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I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
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Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You...
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Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become,...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...