Quote #8312
Hell is other people.
Quote #32335
Listen to life, it is the wisest teacher of all.
Quote #13022
I had rather be right than be President.
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A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide,...
Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #19607
Judge Smails It’s easy to grin When your ship comes in And you’ve got...
Quote #24506
Spare your breath to cool your porridge.
Quote #23503
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
Quote #12067
All true wealth is biological.
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.