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Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one...
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Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more...
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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The drug that heals our sorrows forgetfulness.
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I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we...
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Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw...