Quote #11790
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
Quote #12142
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never...
Quote #4580
Never promise more than you can perform.
Quote #23420
The privilege of absurdity to which no living creature is subject, but man only.
Quote #24241
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.
Quote #3923
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Quote #1909
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
Quote #13386
If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are rotten, either write...
Quote #14930
If you paint in your mind a picture of bright and happy expectations, you...