Quote #17165
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #22784
Civilization is unbearable, but it is less unbearable at the top.
Quote #13961
The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
Quote #13948
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #28570
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Quote #9152
The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
Quote #17986
With regard to excellence, it is not enough to know, but we must try...
Quote #17897
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to...