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Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce...
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If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a...
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Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of...
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Good men must be affectionate men.
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Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
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I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything...
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the...
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A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
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He who laughs, lasts!