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An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and...
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Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
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You guys line up alphabetically by height.
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to...
Quote #2461
The point to remember is what the government gives it must first take away.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog...
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I have found that sitting in a place that you have never sat before...
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There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, ‘Well,...