Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #14210
The greater difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation...
Quote #584
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #28657
Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.
Quote #12672
Both read the same Bible, and pray to the same God; and each invokes...
Quote #32878
There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it...
Quote #4260
The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of...
Quote #23885
People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of...
Quote #27462
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t...
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.