Quote #16793
If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a...
Quote #1453
There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.
Quote #10993
I love hearing my relations abused. It is the only thing that makes me...
Quote #31626
It’s like being a Knight of the Garter. It’s an honor, but it doesn’t...
Quote #30786
Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
Quote #5132
All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not...
Quote #8490
For all its flaws, I would feel safer to have my children grow up...
Quote #29586
Don’t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
Quote #1742
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a...
Quote #5880
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...