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I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band ‘Be kind to one...
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The soul of man is immortal and imperishable.
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No, Ernest, don’t talk about action. It is the last resource of those who...
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When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
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Jerry Show me the money
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Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...