Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #480
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Quote #25387
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
Quote #22811
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
Quote #24966
My favorite thing is to go where I’ve never been.
Quote #19381
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for...
Quote #14429
Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of intelligent effort.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #2835
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing...
Quote #31915
People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy finding...