Quote #27898
Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
Quote #26743
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Quote #17670
The price works so well, so efficiently, that we are not aware of it...
Quote #12045
The tree of Liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the...
Quote #14670
To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.
Quote #27172
What has not been examined impartially has not been well examined. Skepticism is therefore...
Quote #6936
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Quote #2910
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
Quote #14525
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Quote #7950
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.