Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #8764
Common-sense appears to be only another name for the thoughtlessness of the unthinking. It...
Quote #10012
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #2906
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an Art.
Quote #29299
I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
Quote #19946
There is nothing that makes its way more directly to the soul than beauty.
Quote #27138
Do not speak harshly to any one those who are spoken to will answer...
Quote #5913
One of the most basic principles for making and keeping peace within and between...
Quote #22951
Never look down on anybody unless you helping him up.