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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
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War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.
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Every time we remember to say thank you, we experience nothing less than heaven...
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We believe that the applause of silence is the only kind that counts.
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I doubt that imagination can be suppressed. If you truly eradicated it in a...
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A mother is not a person to lean on but person to make leaning...