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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds...
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I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than...
Quote #3360
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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Last night’s homer was Willie Stargell’s 399th career home run, leaving him one shy...
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There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...
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The heart is wiser than the intellect.
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Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be...
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Never give in–never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty,...
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...