Quote #30422
I told you he had a cash register mind. Rings every time he opens...
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #32853
Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature’s inexorable imperative.
Quote #7519
Your face is a book, where men may read strange matters.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #12239
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires, seek discipline and find your liberty.
Quote #12846
Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process.
Quote #6929
Resolve to edge in a little reading every day, if it is but a...
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #31268
Every man has a right to life. That means that he also has a...