Quote #20493
Things do not change we change.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #7059
In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.
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I dont think anyone can DO anything that would make him worthy of love....
Quote #18157
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Quote #20867
I must be cruel, only to be kind Thus bad begins, and worse remains...
Quote #9389
Death be not proud, though some have called theeMighty and dreadfull, for thou art...
Quote #31461
The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance...
Quote #31159
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
Quote #32775
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.