Quote #27814
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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All philosophies, if you ride them, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than...
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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
Quote #12770
Gossip about a person and his shadow will appear.
Quote #16603
This administration here and now declares unconditional war on poverty.
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Space isn’t remote at all. It’s only an hour’s drive away if your car...
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School days are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are...
Quote #3506
Whenever you fall, pick up something
Quote #8756
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.