Quote #2207
(Of Jesus): “A parish demogogue.”
Quote #3274
I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.
Quote #24640
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #3607
Vietnam is a jungle. You had jungle warfare. Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, you have...
Quote #22686
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #31904
Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief or ignorance.
Quote #21853
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
Quote #8335
How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger...
Quote #27914
You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.