Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #11677
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they?ve...
Quote #29646
The mere apprehension of a coming evil has put many into a situation of...
Quote #30870
Eating while seated makes one of large size eating while standing makes one strong.
Quote #8000
Dive into the sea of thought, and find there pearls beyond price.
Quote #1794
The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.
Quote #17123
Were we faultless, we would not derive such satisfaction from remarking the faults of...
Quote #28426
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
Quote #16450
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
Quote #30946
The blind man is laughing at the bald head.