Quote #12858
He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.
Quote #2027
Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.
Quote #12164
God gave us memories that we might have roses in December.
Quote #25846
I have found you an argument I am not obliged to find you an...
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #34297
Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
Quote #13444
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Quote #25100
God does not give heed to the ambitiousness of our prayers, because he is...
Quote #3672
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...
Quote #20636
A minute’s success pays the failure of years.