Quote #855
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Quote #31989
Rumor is not always wrong. – from Life of Agricola
Quote #25210
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Quote #15907
“Know thyself,” said the old philosopher, “improve thyself,” saith the new. Our great object...
Quote #11238
A pretty woman is a welcome guest.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #8903
For what I have received, my the Lord make me truly thankful. And more...
Quote #24520
The more thou stir it, the worse it will be.
Quote #32912
The rest of the world is sweeping past us. The oil and gas of...
Quote #4697
First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others.