Quote #1270
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
Quote #28171
If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Quote #5912
Success in highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind and enjoyment and...
Quote #34065
Who made the world I cannot tell ‘Tis made, and here am I in...
Quote #98
There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
Quote #28869
I am inferior of any man whose rights I trample under foot. Men are...
Quote #7021
What a splendid head, yet no brain.
Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #6400
You must be the change you want to see in the world.