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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than...
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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them...
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how...
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A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
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Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, coward! You are only going...
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Don’t think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It’s self-conscious, and anything self-conscious is...
Quote #32448
Character is what you are when no one is looking.